Happy new year bitches!! Damn, winter break went by quick. The first week, I was at the mall like every day, got addicted to a damn rubik's cube. Then Christmas, I guess you could say i was a good boy this year. I got one of those new ipod phones. The other stuff i had already opened it like two days before for some reason. My fuckin rubik's cube, the two set dvd complete history of the raiders (yeah, they suck ass), and the 2006 raiderette calendar which is fucking hot. The cover wasn't as appealing as the 2004 one, the last one I had. But the pics are fuckin jaw-dropping hella hotter that the '04 calendar. You guys could probably picture what I do with these calendars but I'll just stop right there. the second week sucked because i had nothing to do. Overall, it was a good break but it was hella boring since i don't do crap, and since i'm a loser like that. But my license did come in today, that should fix some of my problems. Now I gotta go work on my five page cultural diversity report which is due tuesday. fuck. damn it.

p.s. for those of you who've been wodering why i haven't been on AIM the last few days, the reason is my account got suspended, i can't figure out what happened, i'll try to get a new screen name, but for now i'll be on yahoo messenger with the same screen name.

1 pickup line to use on the fat bitches:

Excuse me, but did u fart? Cuz u blow me away..